New Addition to the House

Well today me and Julianna upgraded. Julianna (my wonderful roommate) invested in a Maytag washer and dryer. Oh yeah. It was finally delivered today, and boy does it look cool! First of all, as you can see they are rather tall. That is because Julianna got pedestals to go with them. The pedestals are actually cool drawers that open and have a shelf you can put your laundry basket on and they have dividers in them to help you sort your laundry. That is not the only cool thing. If you move your attention to the strange wire thing on the top of the dryer (the one to the right) that is actually this shoe rack that goes in the dryer so that you don't hear your shoes banging around for an hour. Which brings me to selling point number three. Drying time is about an average of 30 minuets! That's correct, you heard me, 30 minuets! And the washer is about the same. It all depends on what you have the settings on. Another cool feature is that they are energy efficient, so the energy cost is only about $25 a year!! They both have a ton of cool options for your loads. For the past year we have only had a washer but no dryer, so I have been drying all my clothes on a drying rack. I am thrilled (even if I am leaving in less than a week) to finally have a new washer and dryer!
On the subject of cool appliances and gadgets I just want everyone to know I invested in a Schick Quatro for women and it has changed my life! Wow, you have some smooth skin after using it!
And a random fortune I got:
What a novel thought.