Random Thing #1

So I randomly want to rant about some stupid movies. Some of these I have to unfortunately admit to watching, but I am trying to spare the rest of you from loosing brain cells. I have wanted to write about this for some time, but had other pressing matters to attend to.
First of all on the top of my list of stupid movies, BABE. Yes, the cute little pig can not sway me with his so called cuteness. This has to be one of the worst movies ever conceived. Oh, my goodness I forgot there is one movie that actually surpasses Babe, it's Babe 2: Pig in the City! Wow, someone on drugs had to have been directing both these movies. Look! He is wearing a spiked collar! The dumb little mice, and the lame sheep password, the chapters... I can't handle garbage like that! The only reason I ever watched these movies was when I was in China working with kids who had a few too many brain cells and wanted to kill some off.
Number three on my list would have to be Spaceballs, the spoof on Star Wars. This is still way below The Babe movies because there are at least two lines in the movie that are actually funny. My favorite line from Barf: "I'm a mog!, half man, half dog; I'm my own best friend!" That one makes me laugh for some reason but anyways...
Another one stupid movie would be Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. Yeah, you don't have to watch much of that movie to realize you wasted money renting it. Weird, just plain weird.
Recently I saw part of Wild Wild West and I think my mouth was open the whole time in disbelief. I am still stunned. Just look at this picture: Who has a villain that only has half a body? Ick.
Napoleon Dynamite, although is is a great quotable movie. It is still stupid! No plot, no climax, no nothing!
So this is the beginning of my stupid movie list. I know there are more out there, and it is our civic duty to make sure no more innocent civilians loose brain cells from watching these. If you know of any more potential stupid movies, let me know so we can be sure to warn others.