... to see the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!

Ahoy matey. I'm gonna try and write this here blog like a pirate. So sit down ya scurvy dog and listen up. I heard that the new Veggie Tale movie was comin in fast, like a hurricane on a boat without a sail. Aye, that's right. So I scurried around and rounded up a few other scallywags and made like the dickens to the theatre. We had a mighty terrible ache for some grub, so we made a detour to Wendy's, laid down some pieces of eight and had ourselves a feast. When our bellies were full, we found ourselves a seat and my what a scene to behold. Twas a fine film. Full of adventure, fun, and vicious cheese curds. Well me hearties, I must go, the sea she calls to me! Farewel landlubbers!



P.S. Arg, if I ever hear tale of any of you dressing up your kin like this, you'll be havin me to reckon with bilge rat!